Showing posts with label Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Quotes. Show all posts

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Last week Factor

In case you missed Factor - the monthly newspaper of the Technion, you didnt miss much. It was boring as usual.
So I decided to save your time and post the things I found interesing.
Oh.. I am sorry . Did I say things ? I ment the thing . One thing that brought smile on my face .
This picture.
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Text says: Before it was educational system , and now higher education.. at this rate we could get fat


P.s and about the competition they posted about
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for the right answer look at the very first post of this blog

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

DC temporarily down, Hydra comes back

Project Hydra has returned
ppl can connect it by sending an email with their public key to ben.dvir.izaac@gmail.com .
there's only a small amount of ppl right now (~15) so we need new recruits



P.s you might want to visit also this page
Project Hydra
for more information

Friday, January 4, 2008

Moshe FYI yourself

Date: Thu, 3 Jan 2008 12:23:05 +0200
From: Moshe Barak
Subject: FYI: Video server is open from out of campus and the wireless network
Shalom,
Technion management has decided to open access to the video server and online lectures from
out of the Technion network and from the wireless network.
As the strike ends, such access will again require identification with a smart card.
Taub Computer Center

Date: Thu, 3 Jan 2008 15:08:29 +0200
From: Moshe Barak
Subject: FYI: Access to video server policy

Shalom,

In continuation to the previous message on this subject, Technion management has decided that due to copy right issues in regard to the video server content,

regretfully, it is not possible to open this service to ‘the whole world’ at this time.

We regret the confusion and would like to remind that video broadcasts can be watched by using a smart card for self identification.

Virtually,

TCC


Do I need to add anything to this idiocy ?
I remember the time when Technion got Nobel prize , and Moshe wrote to everybody something like - how proud he is that Technion got Novell prize...(נובל)
It would be funny if it wouldnt be so sad.

P.s When you see FYI from TCC you probably think it means "For your information", but in fact what he means "Fuck you idiots"

Friday, January 5, 2007

Do you know what is sex ?



stolen from here
Stupid google doesnt know hebro well, so thats why a picture.

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Phlegmatic Lecturer

השיעור לשפות תכנות. חצי מן האולם יושב ללא סימני הכרה.
?המרצה מסביר מהשהו על הלוח ואז פונה אל הקהל -"יש מישהו שלא מסכים"
.פיתום הוא מזהה אחד ער ואומר לו - "תעיר את השכן שלך... תשאל האם הוא מסכים"